The Adster ([info]adster) wrote,
I don't usually like to make posts like this, but holy hell...Katrina, you're about to kick New Orleans' ass! This was the update I got from the National Weather Service earlier today. Tell me it doesn't put the wrath of god into you...

URGENT - WEATHER MESSAGE...DEVASTATING DAMAGE EXPECTED... .HURRICANE KATRINA...A MOST POWERFUL HURRICANE WITH UNPRECEDENTED STRENGTH...RIVALING THE INTENSITY OF HURRICANE CAMILLE OF 1969. MOST OF THE AREA WILL BE UNINHABITABLE FOR WEEKS...PROBABLY LONGER. AT LEAST HALF OF WELL CONSTRUCTED HOMES WILL HAVE ROOF AND WALL FAILURE. ALL GABLED ROOFS WILL FAIL...LEAVING THOSE HOMES SEVERELY DAMAGED OR DESTROYED. THE MAJORITY OF INDUSTRIAL BUILDINGS WILL BECOME NON FUNCTIONAL. PARTIAL TO COMPLETE WALL AND ROOF FAILURE IS EXPECTED. ALL WOOD FRAMED LOW RISING APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL BE DESTROYED. CONCRETE BLOCK LOW RISE APARTMENTS WILL SUSTAIN MAJOR DAMAGE...INCLUDING SOME WALL AND ROOF FAILURE. HIGH RISE OFFICE AND APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL SWAY DANGEROUSLY...A FEW TO THE POINT OF TOTAL COLLAPSE. ALL WINDOWS WILL BLOW OUT. AIRBORNE DEBRIS WILL BE WIDESPREAD...AND MAY INCLUDE HEAVY ITEMS SUCH AS HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES AND EVEN LIGHT VEHICLES. SPORT UTILITY VEHICLES AND LIGHT TRUCKS WILL BE MOVED. THE BLOWN DEBRIS WILL CREATE ADDITIONAL DESTRUCTION. PERSONS...PETS...AND LIVESTOCK EXPOSED TO THE WINDS WILL FACE CERTAIN DEATH. POWER OUTAGES WILL LAST FOR WEEKS POSSIBLY MONTHS...AS MOST POWER POLES WILL BE DOWN AND TRANSFORMERS DESTROYED. WATER SHORTAGES WILL MAKE HUMAN SUFFERING INCREDIBLE BY MODERN STANDARDS. THE VAST MAJORITY OF NATIVE TREES WILL BE SNAPPED OR UPROOTED. ONLY THE HEARTIEST WILL REMAIN STANDING...BUT BE TOTALLY DEFOLIATED. FEW CROPS WILL REMAIN. LIVESTOCK LEFT EXPOSED TO THE WINDS WILL BE KILLED.

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[info]tooblekane

August 29 2005, 08:48:47 UTC 6 years ago

that whole state just shit itself

[info]spermeister

August 29 2005, 12:12:29 UTC 6 years ago

You should hear the National Hurricane Service recording of that! The guy sounds like a vindictive judge reading off a death sentance.

[info]thinkthenspeak

August 29 2005, 12:41:33 UTC 6 years ago

GAWD DAMN.

[info]i_willbeloved

August 29 2005, 16:08:55 UTC 6 years ago

for once i thank god that i live here....hmm...funny greg was supposed to move there..he should be there right now...but he didn't go...crazy

[info]crashcheezball

August 29 2005, 16:48:23 UTC 6 years ago

Haha, It doesn't even mention boats.
"WATER SHORTAGES WILL MAKE HUMAN SUFFERING INCREDIBLE BY MODERN STANDARDS. . . SCREW IT. . . RUN!"

[info]createdbyafool

August 29 2005, 22:33:03 UTC 6 years ago

I like it when you speak urgently.

It's hot.
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